I’ve always liked Nicole Kidman and adore her and Renee Zellwegger in Cold Mountain. Especially after all that shit Nicole had to go through with Tom Cruise and Scientology, she deserves a good man. I don’t listen to country music and don’t know much about Keith Urban but he seems like a sweetie. One thing I like about them as a couple is I forget they exist until they appear at an awards show (which is a good thing considering how some celebs are) and then I’m like damn, Nicole is gorgeous. Spot on hair. Beautiful lip color that compliments her skin tone. The statuesque beauty.
And, then we have Keith by her side. Looking good. Nice tux… although a tux is a tux is a tux to me… except for one guy this year at the Oscars. His bow tie looked like it was sad, flacid, and needed a viagra. So, yeah. Nice suit, Keith. Great smile. Hair is… um. Well? The brown is nice but you might want to rethink the highlights after all these years.
This next part is said in my best (meaning worst) Southern accent.
Keith, honey? Whatcha doing to your hair? Did you have a frosting cap you’ve kept from the 80’s and sit in the bathroom on the toilet seat while Nicole frosts your hair? You have access to TONS of money and hundreds of hairdressers. I love you, baby boy, but what is with those frosty little dabs on your head?
C’mon, Keith. You know I think you’re cool and everything but please rethink the highlights.