I’m here at my in-laws having a really
oh my gawd help me great time. We’ve been having some boring and mind numbing fascinating conversations about turtles and mathematics seriously send vodka.
The way my father-in-law talks
constantly and makes it impossible to join in the conversation, of course what in the hell can you possibly say when he goes on for 45 minutes about what kind of trees are in the backyard makes me want to give him a big hug.
My mother-in-law has been perfect
at being her horrible self and all judgy and my brother-in-law has been his normal douchebag self.
We’ve been here less than 24 hours
and yet it seems like forever. We have two more days to go oh dear gawd, I need my secret stash of peppermint joe joe’s and I know we will have a blast but only if I can get my hands on some horse tranquilizers to get my FIL to zip it.
Sending my love
and insanity and I hope I can survive the rest of my stay here everyone has a great weekend!