Someone Please Send Vodka And Chocolate.

I’m here at my in-laws having a really oh my gawd help me great time. We’ve been having some boring and mind numbing fascinating conversations about turtles and mathematics seriously send vodka.

The way my father-in-law talks constantly and makes it impossible to join in the conversation, of course what in the hell can you possibly say when he goes on for 45 minutes about what kind of trees are in the backyard makes me want to give him a big hug.

 My mother-in-law has been perfect at being her horrible self and all judgy and my brother-in-law has been his normal douchebag self.

We’ve been here less than 24 hours and yet it seems like forever. We have two more days to go oh dear gawd, I need my secret stash of peppermint joe joe’s and I know we will have a blast but only if I can get my hands on some horse tranquilizers to get my FIL to zip it.

Sending my love and insanity and I hope I can survive the rest of my stay here everyone has a great weekend!

Me stuffing my face with peppermint joe joe cookies later tonight. Yes, I eat them naked and with one leg. Or maybe that's my body. I have two feet though. I must hop around. Walking would be difficult with one leg and two feet.

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5 Responses to Someone Please Send Vodka And Chocolate.

  1. Jodi aka karmicevolution November 20, 2010 at 00:13 #

    OMG possibly the funniest thing ive read in a long time! Hang in there! You can do it!

  2. Jennifer G. November 20, 2010 at 11:05 #

    Yikes! Sounds pretty painful. Any chance you can leave your little one with your MIL so you and huz can get out of the house & have a little time alone? Maybe go to a movie?
    Hang in there!

    • Elle November 20, 2010 at 22:26 #

      Thanks! We’re staying at a hotel so we do have some time when they’re not in our face but they really have no boundaries. So even spending a little time with them is frustrating and exhausting. But we’ve almost made it through this visit and leave Monday so yay! 🙂

  3. themomsmith November 20, 2010 at 21:57 #

    You can do it. Stay strong.


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