When Search Engine Terms Attack.

*Sick stats: The little hummingbird – Better but still a snot machine. Me- Blech but my dr. put me on a different cough medicine that seems to help AND I haven’t puked in 2 days. Hubby – He has the flu now.

Since I started my blog back in July I’ve had several wha?? moments when it comes to search engine terms people use to find my blog. One of them really had me baffled.

I can’t write it because of the obvious reasons (people will find my blog with those terms – that explanation is for my mom in case anyone is wondering ;)) so lets play blog charades. Woohoo!

I’ll give you the first word since it’s harmless, male. Second word rhythms with beast but it’s an ingredient in bread. Third word is ummm….hmmmm. It’s not bad but I suck at charades so I’ll just say it goes with the second word and can be itchy.

Someone kept on coming to my site by using that search engine term and it had me cracking up and scratching my…head. Hardy har har. I’ve never said any of those words in my posts so I have no idea how it lead them to my blog.

Recently I did a post and showed off my awesome drawing skills about a Christmas star stuck up my MIL’s butt. To my horror, and let’s be honest to my delight since I needed a laugh over the holiday, someone found my blog by using the term “images of Christmas star” and they saw this.

I instantly pictured some sweet grandma type or a mom sitting around the computer with her kids seeing my bad drawing of a star up the bum of my MIL. Lovely.

I tried to make myself feel better by thinking maybe it was someone who erm, thinks that kind of thing is funny? Maybe? Sorta? It’s unlikely but I rather go with that than think I may have scarred some kids for life by having them see a  Christmas star that they’ll never look at in the same way.

Then again I know there’s much worse they can see than some badly drawn picture of a traumatized star sticking out of my MIL’s bum. Maybe?

*If you haven’t read it already, this post from Anne Nahm is a must see. She’s hilarious and Baby J is spicier this season. 😉

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2 Responses to When Search Engine Terms Attack.

  1. Mandi December 6, 2010 at 10:36 #

    That is hilarious! Hope you are back to normal, at least for the most part, now!!!

    • Elle December 6, 2010 at 11:41 #

      Thanks, Mandi! I never want to get the flu again. Next time I’ll go all ninja on it. 😉

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