When I was writing a post last month about a Christmas card my hubby gave me, he took that as a challenge to find a card that was just as bad. So, on my birthday yesterday, he gave me this card. Apparently, he never wants to have sex again.
Lucky for him, he handed me my real birthday card right after so he still has his balls.
















I’m so glad he gave you a real card after, I was starting to think he had a bit of a demented sense of humour. Or just a wish to be kicked in the balls! Also, we put our dogs name on all card and presents, not just between the three of us, but for everyone we buy cards and gifts for. The way we see it, he’s part of the family and deserves a mention!
That is so hilarious. The only bad thing is that now you won’t be able to stop – you both are going to be looking for bad cards!
So funny!! But who thinks it’s a good idea to make these cards in the first place? The mind boggles!
one year my dear husband gave me a birthday card for our anniversary. and didn’t realize it. he was so excited at finding “the perfect card”. until i pointed out it wasn’t my birthday. uh honey? did you even read it?
Bahahah! Tooooo funny!
I have a friend who gave his wife a b-day card he found on a subway train. Your dog-dump card beats that … at least he gave it some thought! Ha!
OMG. Your husband is hilarious.
Happy Birthday lady!!!!!
Thank you!
Because he got you a real one, that is pretty hilarious!! Happy birthday
LOL. I love that card. Apparently I’m demented. Belated Happy Birthday!