Sweet Revenge.

The little hummingbird loves Caillou. I thought he was a cute cartoon…at first. After spending an endless amount of time having to watch him for several months, especially because weeks of rainy days kept us inside, I finally got my revenge. Bwahahahaha!

I tried to make it look like I stabbed him in the head but it just looks like he has red dreadlocks or streamers coming out of his head.

We had a little cake mishap so that’s why it’s smudged at the bottom. Getting a cake out of the bakery box can be hard, yo! I photoshopped the blood so the hummingbird wasn’t traumatized and didn’t see a bloody Caillou. I, however, will always be traumatized from having to see Caillou.

My daughter also got her very first haircut last weekend. It was only a tiny trim but I still became panicky since I didn’t know how she would react and because my babeh was getting her first haircut. sniff sniff.

My husband and I prepared for the worst and brought distractions with us but she did amazingly well. She just sat there and let my hairdresser trim away. The little girl NEVER sits still but she was as still as a statue.

I’m sure next time we take her to get a haircut, we’ll think she’ll do great and she’ll probably end up having a meltdown. Btw, my awesome hairdresser is moving. GAH!

Isn’t that always the way? You find the perfect person to do your hair and then you move or they move. *sad face* She set me up with another hairdresser in the salon but it just won’t be the same.

We always spend the whole time talking about the crazy bitches on Real Housewives, celebrity gossip, and my douchebag brother-in-law (who’s not my hubby’s brother but my hubby’s sister’s husband). She’s one of the few people I know in real life that I’ve told about my blog. I will miss you very much A! I can’t believe you’re leaving me, damn it! :^)


Here’s a video of the hummingbird with her cake and some birthday presents; a fire truck and a harmonica that she loves.

*I’m up so late writing this because the hummingbird has been teething. She hasn’t gotten a new tooth since last summer but she started cutting 3 teeth weeks ago which has caused her to wake up several times a night.

This past week we saw more teeth coming in so she’s now cutting about 6 freaking teeth. We can’t tell the exact amount since she won’t let us near her mouth so we have to tickle her and hang her upside down to try and see.

These new teeth are taking their sweet ass time to come in and I just want to say “eff you teething”. 

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4 Responses to Sweet Revenge.

  1. Mandi April 22, 2011 at 08:13 #

    Oh my goodness.. I’m impressed you put him on the cake! This is our new show of the week, I had that channel on and all of a sudden that is the show she wants to watch.

    I have been recording any and all new shows of the ones I can handle so I don’t have to listen to the WHINER Caillou!!

    • Elle April 22, 2011 at 09:38 #

      As much as Caillou tortures me, I still DVR the show for the hummingbird but on Monday he was so whiny that I had to delete the episode. It seems like the ones on PBS are more whiny than the ones they play on Sprout.

      I’ve been checking your blog like crazy for a baby announcement. 😉


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