No matter what I’m going through I can always depend on Marianna from Snappy Surprise to make me smile whether she’s writing about her ordeal when it comes to getting a pair of awesome Adidas fuchsia shoes (the pics in this post are pure awesome), is faced with the possibility of having her left hand amputated, or shows her bad ass skills with coffee grounds and sunglasses.
I also wanted to thank all of you for your very kind words. It helps to know I’m not alone in this. I’ve found it also helps to have my little hummingbird on crack to chase after because damn, it’s hard to think about anything else when she’s running around the house like The Road Runner. Beep Beep! Or is it meep meep?
Well f*ck, I have no idea and this question is going to keep me up tonight. No really, it will because I hate not knowing this very important piece of information and google hasn’t been any help. Some on google say it’s the former, some say the latter so suck it google.
If you can’t tell I’m trying to make light of things because I don’t want anyone to feel like they have to walk on eggshells for me. You know what I would really like right now? Any jokes you know whether they’re dirty, cheesy, whatever.
Speaking of cheesy (nice segueway, me) the only one I can think of right now is what do you call cheese that’s not yours? Nacho cheese! So, clearly I need more material. I need to laugh since I’m already tired of feeling sorry for myself.
I expect nothing less than a dirty joke from my mom since that’s how she rolls. But I’m predicting her to tell me that she can’t think of any right now or sucks at jokes despite being an expert about a movie with a killer penis.
Ani DiFranco ~ 32 Flavors
Ani ~ My IQ
Andrew Bird ~ A Nervous Tick Motion Of The Head To The Left
Andrew Bird ~ Why
Pomplamoose ~ Single Ladies