The three wolf moon shirt has magical powers.

When it comes to the holiday, I avoid the mall because at this time of year people are batshit crazy. Actually, I think most people are batshit crazy whether or not it’s the holidays so I love to do my shopping online. I just recently got an adorable bear pom pom hat for the little hummingbird. I couldn’t resist and gave her the hat before Christmas because it is just too adorable!

You should go here and get of these hats for your little one. Once you put it on your cutie I can guarantee you’ll be jumping up and down and will keep saying awwwww, how cute while your husband gives you the side eye.

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Awhile back last year while I was shopping online, I somehow drifted and found myself on the page for the three wolf moon t-shirt. I started reading the comments and in no time, an hour or two quickly went by. I don’t think I laughed so hard in the longest time at the comments people were leaving.

“I bought this shirt for my brother-in-law last year for Christmas. While it is obviously something I should have kept for myself, I remembered that it is better to give than to receive. He opened it on Christmas eve and like any man of class would do, wore it to the family Christmas the next day.

Minutes after this shirt arrived at Grandpa’s house, two grown men in their 40’s were fighting in the front yard. It can’t be confirmed nor denied that this shirt is solely responsible for the punches thrown and wrestling in the snow, however, there is a strong belief that this shirt has testosterone sewn in under the beautiful picture of wolves howling. Some men cannot handle the power of this shirt, so please wear with caution.”

Feel the power radiating from your computer screen as you gaze at this shirt.

I also found this nifty coffin so if you’re still trying to figure out what to give that hard to shop for person in your life, nothing says I love you more than a coffin bought online from Amazon.

Uh, sweetie? Are you trying to tell me something?

Happy online shopping!

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4 Responses to The three wolf moon shirt has magical powers.

  1. weezafish December 15, 2011 at 22:16 #

    I gazed at the shirt for a full 5 mins and I now have a strange urge to scratch my crotch and watch WWE. Is there a Oestrogen filled image to reverse the effects? I’m trying to imagine hubbys reaction now if I bought him a coffin …. see where your posts send my head?!
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    • Elle December 16, 2011 at 23:14 #

      Lol! 🙂 I just showed my hubby the shirt and asked him if he’s growing a 2nd pair of balls and he told me “no, you’ve taken the first pair, you’d probably take the the other pair too. Ha! xx
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  2. Catherine December 16, 2011 at 05:32 #

    Can you really buy a coffin on Amazon? They have everything. And it’s not a bad idea to be prepared for the inevitable. Right?
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    • Elle December 16, 2011 at 23:18 #

      I saw that you can even buy a gallon of milk from Amazon. o_0

      I bet if you got a coffin, it sure would be a pain in the ass to hide. It’s not really something you could slide under the bed or put in your closet until Christmas morning. 😉 They probably wouldn’t be able to gift wrap it either and that would be a deal breaker for me. heehee
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