A frat boy, a cougar, and a priest walk into a bar….

I’ve been tagged by Marianna from Snappy Surprise and Christene from Confessions from the Crib to answer some questions. What I didn’t know was that “tagged” meant they would come over to my house and threaten to play Celine Dion’s My Heart Will Go On on repeat until I answered these questions. I immediately agreed because within a few seconds into that damn song, I want to jump out of a moving vehicle. Even if I’m not in a moving vehicle at the time, I’ll find one to jump out of.

Something besides your children that you are proud of.

My husband. Because he puts up with me and hasn’t tried to kill me yet. I don’t think. And even though I feel like strangling him sometimes, he’s an all around really great guy.

Do you make your bed every day?

Yep. I don’t see any point to making a bed since you’re just going to mess it up again but with my OCD-ish tendencies, it drives me crazy if my bed isn’t made. Fortunately, the same doesn’t go for the rest of the house and it usually looks like a tornado has been through it.

Shower or bath?

A really, really quick shower while the little hummingbird runs in and out of the bathroom yelling maahhmmeeeee.

What desert best describes you?

Chocolate lava cake. I’m firm on the outside but once you break my shell, I’m all liquidy and sensitive. That and I just really want some cake right now.

What modern convenience would cause you to sit in the corner and eat your hair if you had to go without it for the rest of your life?

All of it but if I have to pick just one it would be my flat iron. I could be on my deathbed but I’d still get up to flat iron my hair.

A frat boy, a cougar, and a priest all walk into a bar. Which do you make fun of first?

Definitely a frat boy.

Do you have any irrational fears?

Hahahahahahahaha!

Do you wake up easily in the morning?

Hell no. I’m scary and don’t fully wake up until noon.

How many times a day do you say a swear word?

I don’t think I can count that high.

**Next week is vent about your mother-in-law/in-laws week so if you want to get it all out in a post, now’s your chance. You don’t have to have a blog and everyone remains anonymous. Email posts to me at elle dot mommyhood at gmail dot com.

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2 Responses to A frat boy, a cougar, and a priest walk into a bar….

  1. Greg March 1, 2012 at 22:33 #

    You’re funny. I’ve been reading some of your posts. And I think I’m going to read some more. In some uncomfortable ways, I can relate to many of the things you write about. I really wanted to write something. You might think I’m writing a comment just for the comment luv.

    To be honest, that’s how I found you. But I really do enjoy your posts and your sense of humor.

    Does your husband read your blog?
    Greg recently posted..Doctor to Celine Dion: Stop Singing!My Profile

    • Elle March 3, 2012 at 01:55 #

      Thanks! My hubby usually doesn’t read my blog unless I ask him to read something specific. He doesn’t always get my humor. 🙂

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