When the hummingbird was just a tiny babe and I would be pushing her
what seemed like an SUV sized stroller, I would have the worst time trying to get in or out of a shop. There were countless times when there would be someone just standing there watching. Um, hello? Can I get a little help here?
When some asshole is tailgating me and makes this big production when it comes to passing me, only to get as far as right in front of me. Wow, all that douchebag behavior sure paid off. I usually laugh out loud when that happens.
When a male radio talk show host calls a woman a slut for being on birth control. Hey asshole, either grow your own vagina or go back to the f*cking prairie.
When I’m at the grocery store and try to go down an aisle but there are two people in the middle of the aisle talking and oblivious to anything around them and saying excuse me is repeatedly ignored.
When you have an early morning appointment with a doctor, you arrive when you’re supposed to, and they’re still 30 minutes behind.
When you’re actually able to go out to dinner with your husband and daughter and you get seated next to people who must think they’re at a rock concert because they talk and cackle so loud, it hurts your head.
When your cats love to pounce on your head at 3 am and then you can’t go back to sleep. I’m not calling Maisy and Penny assholes but…..okay they are a couple of assholes at times, I mean they’re cats.
What makes you extra stabby?
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