I don’t know what it is with me and balloons but they always seem to follow me around the house. Take for example last year when this balloon was walking behind me.
Okay fine, I didn’t see its little balloon legs but this little shithead was stalking me.
Now this year another little hummingbird birthday balloon escapee has taken up residence above my freaking shower. Wtf, balloon?
It actually made it from the living room, floated all the way upstairs, knew exactly which way to turn and floated into the bedroom, then flew across my bathroom and set up camp above my shower and it’s been there for a month. I don’t want to touch the thing.
That’s what she said.
What in the hell kind of helium did these balloon people but in the birthday balloon? Here it is mocking me last night when I went in to brush my teeth.
Here’s what it appears like:
Here’s what it really looks like, especially when it’s late and I’m taking a shower.
Damn birthday balloons.