I’m somewhere else today.

Today I’m over at Reed My Writing so come on over and say hello & don’t forget to check out my new food blog, The Good Food Diaries shameless plug. It’s really weird to have a one sentence post so I need to fill it up a little. What should I write about? Hmmmm…. I know, porn!

I don’t always have porn on the brain but I’m watching Boogie Nights so we’ll go with that.

I had a boyfriend that was into porn and wanted to watch pornos but it’s just not my thing so we broke up. Not because he was so into porn but because he was an asshole.

I’ve only been to a strip club once in Tijuana and that was with my hubby, sister, and her friend. We got so drunk and while we were waiting for the train back to San Diego, my sister and I had to pee really bad.

There weren’t any bathrooms around so we went behind a fast food place (that was closed) near the dumpsters. I guess I have a thing for peeing outdoors. We were laughing so hard and trying to pee which was impossible.

We ended up missing a train connection stateside and had to take a pretty expensive cab ride home. I can’t remember how much it was but we finally made it home to puke and then went out for burritos down the street. The end.

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2 Responses to I’m somewhere else today.

  1. weezafish June 1, 2012 at 00:19 #

    Another yum! That looks so easy too Elle, I may just have to try it – I could use veggie mince or sausage. Oh, now I’m salivating …
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  2. LeeAnne June 1, 2012 at 06:25 #

    LOL That sounds so much like your Mom!! Ask her about the BIG RED LIPS!

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