Me: Hubby, I have no idea what to write about. Can you give me a topic?
Him: Write about cherry icees.
Him: How about cats drinking cherry icees?
Me: Are you high?
Him: Or better yet, how about cats drinking blueberry icees? Do they lick it up? Do they paw at it? Would they get their mouths stained blue?
Me: I wonder if they have anything like that on you tube?
Him: They have everything on you tube.
Me: *looks up cats drinking an icee*
Me: *looks up cats drinking a slushee*
Him: *walks out of the room into the office and looks to see if he can find something on you tube*
Him: Found one! Told you!
Me: OMFG, they really do have everything on you tube.
Me: *checks out the video* *pretty sure it’s an ice cream treat like a push up pop*
Me: *says fuck it and puts the video up anyway*
And just because… I give you Teddy, the asshole cat.