My in-laws will be here next weekend. Fuck a duck!
I’m making plans to have myself be as scarce as possible while they’re here but I’m sure there will still be some lovely moments my mother-in-law and I can share.
Like her talking. to. me. very. slooooowly.
Also, putting down my skills as a mother and my skills domestically.
Fun fact….. the woman doesn’t even think I boil water the “right” way. I wish I was kidding
Luckily, I’ve come up with a quick escape route this time around and will keep myself as busy as possible while she’s here.
Don’t worry, I know I have to put in some face time with the in-laws. I’m sure something is bound to happen. Like this.
Do you have any in-law issues? Give me the goods…. ;^)
*Another fun fact…. watching Jaws when I was younger scarred me for life. I love the water but will even be worried that a shark will get me if I’m in a swimming pool. hehe