In case you don’t know about Jack Handy (which, by the way, the video title says Sunday Night Live… what?!), it was a thing they did on Saturday Night Live years ago that had these ridiculous quotes. I thought it was absolutely hilarious….. here you go….
A Deep Thought By Jack Handy
Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down.
I’ll go over to the person’s house and ring the doorbell.
When the person comes to the door, I’m gone, but you know what I’ve left on the porch?
A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of its head with a note that says “You.”
After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done.