Sunday’s Deep Thoughts By Jack Handy….. The Porch Surprise

In case you don’t know about Jack Handy (which, by the way, the video title says Sunday Night Live… what?!), it was a thing they did on Saturday Night Live years ago that had these ridiculous quotes. I thought it was absolutely hilarious….. here you go….

A Deep Thought By Jack Handy

Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down.

I’ll go over to the person’s house and ring the doorbell.

When the person comes to the door, I’m gone, but you know what I’ve left on the porch?

A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of its head with a note that says “You.”

After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done.

 

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One Response to Sunday’s Deep Thoughts By Jack Handy….. The Porch Surprise

  1. Alyssa August 19, 2012 at 17:41 #

    Bwhahahaha! I remember the Jack Handy skits; funny stuff!
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