Marshmallow Fucking Fluff

It’s shatterproof so when you chuck it at your hubby’s head, it won’t break.

I lost my shit the other day and nobody was home so really, nobody would have had to have known about it but it was so ridiculous that I had to share. It was over stupid marshmallow fluff.

Last week, my husband put away the groceries and he finds the oddest places to put them.  He went out over the weekend and took the little hummingbird out so I thought I would try a fudge recipe I came across.

The only thing that was missing was the marshmallow fluff. I kept on looking at the same three places it could be over and over again like a dumbass, thinking it would magically appear.

It didn’t!!

I called my husband’s cell phone a few times and the butthead didn’t answer. After I hung up and since I was alone, except for my two traumatized cats, I started yelling out WHERE THE FUCK IS THE MARSHMALLOW FUCKING FLUFF!!!!!

That’s when I realized just how absolutely ridiculous I was being and started laughing at my rant over the fluff. I was in a tizzy over some ingredient I needed and was acting like the crazy lady that I am.

I finally found it behind cans upon cans of baked beans. Note to self. Stop buying baked beans!! By that time, it was too late to make the fudge and I thought I would write about my ridiculous flipout instead.

Am I the only one that can get worked up over the smallest thing? It’s so embarrassing but I do it anyway.

The bigger question is why the hell would my hubby put a jar of marshmallow fluff with the baked beans and canned veggies.

Why, Oh Why?!

THE HUMANITY!!

*Come on over to What The Flicka? to see what kind of fudge I made. It involves booze, coffee, and marshamllow fucking fluff.

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4 Responses to Marshmallow Fucking Fluff

  1. Symanntha Renn October 15, 2012 at 07:46 #

    I threw about 3 of those kinds of fits yesterday……. It was just one of those days.
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  2. Emily Fowler October 15, 2012 at 07:53 #

    One of the biggest fights my husband and I have ever had was over a can of Pam.

  3. Lisa October 15, 2012 at 09:21 #

    One of the biggest fights I ever had with my EX-husband was over a box of hot pretzels. We didn’t talk for almost two months.

  4. Angie October 15, 2012 at 12:15 #

    I have done the same thing! Later on, I realized I was being silly, but at the time I was so damn pissed I had to get it out of my system. My husband has learned to let me put away the groceries otherwise I end up yelling because I have no clue where he put stuff.
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