My husband’s family is pretty religious and his grandmother would always
not at all gently remind us to go to church.
Even my in-laws pressured us into baptizing the little hummingbird, which we haven’t yet but I do want to give her a blessing at our local Unitarian Universalist church sometime.
My MIL had it all planned out, down to the church and when we would do it, but I had to put my foot down.
When my husband and I were newlyweds, I would try so hard to jump on the religion bandwagon and dragged him to churches over the years.
One time we went to a church service and as usual, I just wasn’t feeling it. Then it happened.
I got major church giggles.
It was more like church hysterics.
I was doing okay and then we got up to sing. As we stood up singing about Jesus, the lyrics started to make me giggle.
The song was something about getting on your knees before Jesus and praising him. Something along those lines.
My mind went into the gutter and I started to think about blow jobs. In church. While singing about Jesus.
It got to the point where I had to stifle my laughter every time the chorus about getting down on your knees was sung.
It took all that I had to try to contain my composure.
It didn’t work.
I started laughing so hard that I even snorted a few times. By the time the song was over, I had tears running down my face and was laughing so hard that I couldn’t breathe.
My husband and I quickly went out of the church and made our way to the car.
The hubby only had one thing to say.
“So much for going to that church again”
I am so going to hell.
When have you laughed inappropiately in a situation?