You know all those little annoying things about your partner that you try to keep to yourself. Then you get in an argument over something dumb like who ate the last cookie because oh my god, you’re PMSing and that cookie was yours so your husband should have read your mind and not taken it for himself but he didn’t do that and you. need. that. cookie. right. now.
Here’s a solution. A wearable bouncy ball so you can pound the shit out of him all in the name of fun.