Last year I mentioned that the elf on the shelf creeps me out and this year, whenever I go on Peenterest, I see all kinds of creepy elf on the shelf ideas.
I don’t know about ya’ll but I’m so glad my mom didn’t hide a little creepy elf around the house during Christmas time. If she did, I must have blocked it out from being traumatized.
I finally caved and bought an elf. Now that I have it, I still find it creepy as hell. The hummingbird hasn’t seen it yet because the elf has been too busy going through my goody bag.
It all started when I heard a thumping and vibrating sound coming from the closet. I just got the elf earlier that day so I was wondering what kind of trouble she could be getting into already.
I opened the closet and to my horror, I saw this…
That bitch was using my vibrator. She claimed she was “using it for a back problem”. Yeah, right.
Naughty, naughty elf.
*I’ve entered this into the inappropriate elf contest.
OMG! I want to thank you. For one: Elf on the Shelf is a small, effeminate vesion of Chucky. So creepy! and two: Making me spit my coffee out all over my laptop with that pic. Elf likes the jackrabbit! Bravo!
At least the elf will have a smile on her face today!
Hahaha!
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