I don’t know about ya’ll but I’m so glad my mom didn’t hide a little creepy elf around the house during Christmas time. If she did, I must have blocked it out from being traumatized.
I finally caved and bought an elf. Now that I have it, I still find it creepy as hell. The hummingbird hasn’t seen it yet because the elf has been too busy going through my goody bag.
It all started when I heard a thumping and vibrating sound coming from the closet. I just got the elf earlier that day so I was wondering what kind of trouble she could be getting into already.
I opened the closet and to my horror, I saw this…
Naughty, naughty elf.
*I’ve entered this into the inappropriate elf contest.