A cow farting on a piece of paper would make for better writing.

Holy fucking hell!

Really, this week? REALLY??!

It’s been unreal and I’m sure we’re all so drained and done with it. I have been fucking glued to the television. Especially since last night.

I feel like a zombie.

I’ve lost count of how many times this week I’ve said to my husband “What the fuck is going on????… It’s like the end of the fucking world!”

My brain is mush and there’s absolutely no use in me attempting to write a normal post.

So, if you haven’t already, enjoy these news anchors dissing Ryan Lochte (hilarious) , a “cunt punting” sorority girl’s email, or why you should never bring a one night stand to your house.

There’s also my absolutely favorite celeb gossip site, dlisted, that always has me laughing. I can’t go more than a few days without reading it.

The guy who writes it, Michael K, is right up my alley. Vulgar, hilarious, and honest. The comments are just as funny.

One of these things is bound to take your mind off of the crazy shit of the week for at least a few minutes and that’s something we need right now.

And a big fucking hug.

And some xanax, which is the only reason I haven’t completely lost my mind this week.

For reals.

P.S. I fucking love you, Boston!!!

*Pearl Jam – Elderly Woman Behind The Counter In A Small Town.

*Pearl Jam – Better Man.

*This is not a t.v. studio, JOSH! Turn these lights out. It’s a fucking rock concert!

Updated to add: Dancing queen at bus stop. This woman is awesome!

Updated again: Michael Shannon Reads The Insane Delta Gamma Sorority Letter.

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2 Responses to A cow farting on a piece of paper would make for better writing.

  1. Lisa Newlin April 23, 2013 at 03:05 #

    That sorority email was hilarious! I read it several times and was equally as shocked each time I read it. I’m certainly devastated about the bombings in Boston, but that email came at the right time when the nation was in need of comedic relief.

    In case you want a few more laughs, I wrote a response to the email as if I was one of the sisters who received it. It’s the one I linked to in the Comment box below. Hopefully it will give you a chuckle during this difficult time. 🙂
    Lisa Newlin recently posted..One girl’s response to an email from her sorority sisterMy Profile

  2. Sara April 23, 2013 at 13:47 #

    OMG, so I absolutely adore the fact that you post songs at the end of your posts. Love it!

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