When the little hummingbird was younger, we had a video monitor for her. The monitor was portable and I carried that thing all around the house while she was napping because Oh My Gawd, what if something happened to her while she was napping and I missed it.
Aggghhh!!! I can’t miss it!!
One day she was actually napping hard, YAY, and I rushed around to throw some laundry into the washer. As I’m sure you know, kids LOVE to psych us out and once you actually have some free time, BOOM, they wake up.
Or they do something like fall asleep 10 minutes before nap time is over so you have to wake them up because they’ll never go to sleep at their normal bedtime and you’ll be up all night with a very hyper hummingbird.
I swear they do this on purpose.
I grabbed the laundry, threw the video monitor on top of the clothes in the basket, and raced downstairs.
Then I waited for the little bird to wake up.
Surprisingly she didn’t. Woo hoo!
I was actually able to have lunch and watch some trash t.v. while she was still napping.
I went to throw the laundry in the dryer and then went back upstairs to do a little writing.
I kept on hearing this THUNK, THUNK, THUNK and got up to look around but couldn’t find the source.
What the fuck is that noise?!
I walked around upstairs again, trying to find out what the hell the noise was. Our cats were passed out on our bed for their 22 hour nap so they weren’t the cause of the noise.
So, I went downstairs to investigate further.
WHAT IS THAT FUCKING NOISE?!
Then I followed it into the laundry room and heard it coming from the dryer.
I waited a minute and quickly opened up the dryer like I was going to catch whatever it was making that noise in the act.
What the hell?
I turned on the dryer again and the thunking noise started.
I took all of the clothes out of the dryer, looked through the basket and nada. Just clothes.
The clothes went back in the dryer and the THUNK… THUNK started again.
Fuck it. I closed the laundry room door to muffle the noise.
By that time, the hummingbird was awake.
It wasn’t until later that night that I remembered I had laundry in the dryer so I put it on a short cycle to get out the wrinkles and the thunking started again.
Fine, be that way dryer.
I had another load of clothes in the washer so of course I took the thunking clothes that I had in the dryer, put it in the basket, and let it sit for a few hours.
My husband and I were getting ready for bed and he asked where the video monitor was.
Ummmm, I have no idea, I told him.
Then it came to me.
Oh fuck, I don’t remember taking the monitor out of the clothes basket before I put them in the washer.
I ran downstairs, grabbed the basket of clothes, and took it upstairs where I dumped the clothes all over the bed.
That’s one way to get me to fold the clothes.
That’s when I found the battered video monitor.
So THAT is what was making the THUNK noise.
I felt like such a dumbass, especially since the monitor wasn’t cheap.
My husband was still looking around the house for the monitor when I told him I found it… but your wife is a total dork.
He was optimistic and really thought the monitor would still work.
Because we were still relatively new parents, it sucked not being able to check on our daughter that night with the monitor but I got up a few hundred times to make sure she was okay.
The next day, we went out and got a new video monitor. And I never threw it on top of a basket of clothes while the hummingbird was napping and I was doing laundry.
Okay, yes, I still did it since I like living on the edge but I learned my lesson and never washed and dried another baby monitor again.
Now, I just wash rocks and the occasional remote control the hummingbird sneaks into the clothes basket.