A duck?!

A parenting win but I’m sure she’ll catch on soon… damn. 

4 yo: Why did you say what the fuck?

Me: Uhhh… I said there’s a duck.

4 yo: A duck?! Where? I wanna see!

Me: Oh darn, you missed it.

*The White Stripes

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3 Responses to A duck?!

  1. monica September 26, 2013 at 20:36 #

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  2. Leesepea September 26, 2013 at 21:06 #

    I *may* have once been driving too close to parked cars on a very narrow street when my passenger side mirror made a huge “THUNK” noise and flipped off to the side. Because some jr. high kids were simultaneously riding their bikes alongside me I assumed they’d thrown something at the car because I shouted, “FUCK!”

    Enter the cherub in the back seat: “Fuck what, Mommy? Fuck, what? Mom! Fuck what?”

    I was tempted to explain but I was just so flustered that I didn’t even answer. We arrived at our destination and I’ve never heard her repeat it since. Hoping my silence pays off.

    Also, was able to pop my mirror back in place and I didn’t see any paint on the cars that had been parked where I passed, so I still think it was those darn kids!
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  3. ooch October 3, 2013 at 12:30 #

    For some reason my boys have never repeated this one, but only the more “minor” swears (because they are ranked in order of degree of badness) they hear me blurt out, and only on rare occasions. Husband doesn’t get why I swear at all. As my brother once said, sometimes a situation warrants a ‘fuck.’

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