Or as I would actually title it, “Hey there, Bitchy Fuckface McStuffin Muffin”.
Who’s the bitchy fuckface??
I’ve been prayin’ to the porcelain gods pretty frequently because of my never-ending morning sickness and I also got my daughter’s cold so I’ve been a ball of super fun recently!
It’s had me avoiding posts on my blog since I’m in such great spirits. This pregnancy has also left me feeling like I’m going to drop into a coma at any time. I’ve never felt this tired before, ever. zzzzzz.
And I completely forgot about the really weird and vivid dreams I have when growing a person. Holy shit, they are so bizzare. I only remember them for a few minutes after I wake up and then poof… they go away.
I just end up with bits and pieces then but if I even tried to piece them together, you’d think I was hitting the crack pipe.
There is good news though. I’ve been getting my pregnancy hormone levels checked and they have been really good so far. Yay!
So, I’ll keep this short before my bitchy fuckface starts coming out. :^)