This season on the Real Housewives, Elfa joins the group.
I can’t carry a note to save my life so I’mma gonna cut a record!
Can Elfa sing? Who the fuck is Elfa? Where am I?
Of course Elfa can sing, silly. And she’s as sweet as pie.
After Margene had inappropriate relations with an associate producer, she had to be replaced by Marlene.
Who the hell is Elfa? I’ve only been on this show for 5 minutes!
Elfa, YOU BITCH! You slept with my man?!
While we were sad to see her go, Camille had to leave the show for personal reasons.
Woo hoo!! Camille, is gone!
Oh fucking hell. Another scandal? Wait, what are you doing back here, Margene?
Oh no you didn’t, Camille! You can’t get back on the show! I’mma gonna get your nasty ass.
Oh my god, girls. I love you all so much and I never want to fight again. Hey Camille, what is up with that bitch, Marlene?
*Big Girls Don’t Cry
**I’ve entered this in the Inappropriate Elf Contest on Baby Rabies. Check it out, get those creative juices flowing, and enter!
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Way too much time on you’re hands. But I’m kinda diggin it.
hilarious! omg, I laughed till I peed.
Thanks, Lisa! Not everyone gets my humor. 🙂 Plus, an iPad is on the line! lol
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