Real Housewives Of The North Pole

This season on the Real Housewives… Elfa joins the group.

This season on the Real Housewives, Elfa joins the group.

 

I can't carry a note to save my life so I'mma gonna cut a record!

I can’t carry a note to save my life so I’mma gonna cut a record!

 

Can Elfa sing? Who the fuck is Elfa? Where am I?

Can Elfa sing? Who the fuck is Elfa? Where am I?

 

Of course Elfa can sing, silly. And she's as sweet as pie.

Of course Elfa can sing, silly. And she’s as sweet as pie.

 

After Margene had inappropriate relations with an associate producer, she had to be replaced by Marlene.

After Margene had inappropriate relations with an associate producer, she had to be replaced by Marlene.

 

Who the fuck is Elfa? I've only been on this show for 5 minutes!

Who the hell is Elfa? I’ve only been on this show for 5 minutes!

 

Elfa, YOU BITCH! You slept with my man!!

Elfa, YOU BITCH! You slept with my man?!

 

While we were sad to see her go, Camille had to leave the show for personal reasons.

While we were sad to see her go, Camille had to leave the show for personal reasons.

 

Woo hoo!! That bitch, Camille, is gone!

Woo hoo!! Camille, is gone!

 

Oh fucking hell. Another scandal? Wait, what are you doing back here, Margene?

Oh fucking hell. Another scandal? Wait, what are you doing back here, Margene?

 

Oh no you didn't, Camille! I'mma gonna get your nasty ass.

Oh no you didn’t, Camille! You can’t get back on the show! I’mma gonna get your nasty ass.

 

Oh my god, girls. I love you all so much and I never want to fight again. Hey Camille, what is up with that bitch, Marlene?

Oh my god, girls. I love you all so much and I never want to fight again. Hey Camille, what is up with that bitch, Marlene?

*Big Girls Don’t Cry

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3 Responses to Real Housewives Of The North Pole

  1. Gene December 6, 2013 at 11:44 #

    Way too much time on you’re hands. But I’m kinda diggin it.

  2. Lisa December 11, 2013 at 10:21 #

    hilarious! omg, I laughed till I peed.

    • Elle December 12, 2013 at 19:26 #

      Thanks, Lisa! Not everyone gets my humor. 🙂 Plus, an iPad is on the line! lol

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