Freaky ass pregnant dreams.

I’m dreaming about Doogie Howser. And driving cars. And explosions and bombs. And almost drowning. And driving more cars. And almost sinking on the Titanic with Doogie. And fires.

I feel like that chick, Nancy, in the original Nightmare On Elm Street except unfortunately my boyfriend isn’t Johnny Depp. Booo! “Whatever you do, don’t go to sleep!”

The other night, I was dreaming I was driving around on a scooter and picked up Neil Patrick Harris to go cruising around. We took a wrong turn and ended up on the set of Titanic when it was flooding and we’re able to drive off the ship at the last minute.

Last night I dreamed that I was in maybe the CIA or FBI and everybody ended up being double agents, including me. There was this big shootout and for some of us to save ourselves, we had to jump into the ocean.

That’s when stingrays started to come to the surface of the water and proceeded to chomp on our feet.

WTF?

Other dreams I’ve had are way to grotesque to even describe. When I looked up the meaning of some of these dreams, it seemed to say that I’m having anxiety of giving birth… water breaking and all of the blood from labor, perhaps?

Another dream I had was I was driving downtown and was in this monster SUV. There was a parade going on and as I was rounding a corner to park, a pomeranian jumps out at me and I have to slam on my brakes. Then, I go in a loop and it starts all over. I’ve had that dream more than once.

I’ve been dreading going to sleep and sometimes wake up at 3 or 4 in the morning, scared out of my mind from some of these really gruesome and really vivid dreams.

I think I may have to start watching Ryan Gosling and Mark Ruffalo movies before bed. Yeah, even if they don’t help my dreams become less scary, they’re great eye candy.

What are some freaky ass dreams you’ve had?

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5 Responses to Freaky ass pregnant dreams.

  1. Jennifer @ Also Known As...the Wife December 18, 2013 at 22:03 #

    The BEST sex dream I ever had starred Neil Patrick Harris. I can’t remember if it was while I was pregnant but it was definitely memorable.
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  2. Serena December 19, 2013 at 03:12 #

    Once when I was sleeping over at my cousin’s apartment, her roommate said (in the morning) that she was having dreams of me standing over her bed with a knife and she was too scared to go back to sleep because I was sleeping in the other room next door haha.

  3. Angie December 19, 2013 at 20:53 #

    With my last pregnancy, I would have a dream that the baby was rolling off a ledge into a pool and I just watched it sink. It was like I was stuck and I couldn’t move to save her. I hated that dream, but luckily stopped after I had the baby. Pregnancy really is a b***h some days.
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  4. M. December 22, 2013 at 03:55 #

    I won’t share my weirdest pregnancy dream because it was horrifying. It’s been a long time and I’m still traumatized by it. No one else needs to be.

    Aside from that one, the vivid dream I remember most clearly was one I had when I was very sick as a child. You know that Pink Floyd lyric “my hands felt just like two balloons”? Well, that was my dream: My hands were enormous balloon-like things and I was missing fingers. Sort of like Mickey Mouse’s hands only huge. It was absolutely terrifying. If I’d been a Pink Floyd fan at 9, that might have explained things, but …. no.
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  5. Andi December 25, 2013 at 06:23 #

    When I was pregnant I had sex with Vincent D’Onofrio in my dreams EVERY NIGHT. He would not leave my dreams alone. We did it everywhere and in every position. It was very strange…

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