There better be a baby in there, damn it!

I’m only halfway through this pregnancy and I feel huge, can’t stop getting sick, have boobs that would rival a porn star, my ass hurts from hemorrhoids that I didn’t have with my first.

I can’t stop drinking lemonade, my ass is killing me, I don’t have a glow but people seem to think I do because that’s only when I’ve puked my guts out right before they see me and there’s a rush of blood to my face.

I get up 2-3 times a night to pee, did I mention how much my ass hurts?, I’m already sleep deprived, my back is freaking killing me, I can’t get up out of a seat without groaning, and I’m horny all the fucking time.

I feel this little one kicking and spinning around but damn it, there better be a baby in there!!

Growing a human is hard work!

*Stubborn Love

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3 Responses to There better be a baby in there, damn it!

  1. Bexy January 19, 2014 at 17:49 #

    Oh my goodness do I know your pain. I just went through the same a few months ago. The hemorrhoids were the WORST!! Apparently I dropped the F Bomb on my 10 year old three times in one morning, lol. My doctor even made me schedule an appointment with a surgeon they were so bad. I am a holistic practitioner and I dug into my bag of tricks. Apple cider vinegar and sea salt bath. It helped so much I didn’t have to see the surgeon AND my doctor even asked for my recipe for another patient (who she is much better now I was told, btw) Anyways… They were so bad I wrote a post on my holistic blog. . There are a few other things that might help you out. Stay strong!!!! xo ~Bexy

  2. Ribena Tina @ ribenamusings January 20, 2014 at 00:57 #

    Oh no, I can relate.

    I had such severe heart burn from about 16 weeks with Beautiful B. From 20 weeks I had to sleep sat up because I could only buy over the counter remedies which were little more than useless.

    She was worth it and I am sure that the baby that is definitely in there will be so worth it too.

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  3. LeeAnne Curtis January 21, 2014 at 09:59 #

    The grossiest thing with R was the blow-out diapers and that Gosh Awful Pea Green Poop!! I can not look at a green pea without wanting to toss my cookies! Fortunately for me, I had an easy pregancy. Found out when I was 6 mos (continued to have periods), so I was aware for only 3 months!!! No morning sickness, no hemorroids, nada, nothing! Actually giving birth was not the picnic I thought I was gonna have! Too big, came out screaming with both arms straight out to the side, I didn’t dilate on one side, he didn’t wait the 12-14 hours after labor started – 4 total hours of labor – OM GOODNESS and that is when I decided I would try anything 1 time – R is my only child!!! You know what they say – “if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it”!!!
    But – like Ribena Tina says (and you know it to be true) they ARE so worth it!! Hang in there!!
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