4 yo hummingbird: What’s wrong, mommy?
me: There’s a butthead in front of me that’s going under the speed limit.
4 yo: Which one’s the butthead?
me: The one in the red truck. He’s been going really slow for miles now on the highway. I think he’s beyond a butthead. He’s an asshole.
4 yo: An asshole?
me: Uh huh.
4 yo: A fucking asshole?
me: Actually, yes. Yes, he is.
Bad, bad mommy!
What’s your “bad” parenting moment this week?