My kid is trying to get me in trouble.

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5 year-old to hubby: Mommy is going to meet a man at the salon.

Hubby: A Man??

5 year-old: Yeah! Mommy loves when a man plays with her hair.

Hubby: What man????

5 yo: A man.

Later on…

Hubby: The hummingbird told me you went to meet a man earlier today.

Me: What man?

Hubby: Some man.

Me: Oh, hahaha! My hairdresser’s name is Amanda.

*I Don’t Know

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5 Responses to My kid is trying to get me in trouble.

  1. Naomi May 24, 2014 at 19:47 #

    Kids are so funny.

  2. My Special Kind Of Crazy May 25, 2014 at 16:21 #

    Hahaha, that’s great!
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  3. Kathy Mullin May 27, 2014 at 11:07 #

    My 4 year old told my husband that when he is gone the other daddy comes over. I laughed so hard. I said, “What are you talking about?” She just looked and me and said, “You know THE OTHER Daddy.” We were laughing so hard.

  4. Barbara Rosalie May 27, 2014 at 18:06 #

    My kids told all of our neighbors at the dog park that “Daddy says we can’t go home tonight because Mom’s having a sex party.”

    (It wasn’t a sex party. It was a sex TOY party. One of those fun home sales/party things with friends and cocktails and NO SEX. Which my kids found out about by accident. And this is EXACTLY why I didn’t tell them.)

  5. Rhonda June 7, 2014 at 11:43 #

    That is fantastic! That’s the fun part of having kids!
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