5 year-old to hubby: Mommy is going to meet a man at the salon.
Hubby: A Man??
5 year-old: Yeah! Mommy loves when a man plays with her hair.
Hubby: What man????
5 yo: A man.
Hubby: The hummingbird told me you went to meet a man earlier today.
Me: What man?
Hubby: Some man.
Me: Oh, hahaha! My hairdresser’s name is Amanda.