10 More Signs That You Have A Little Girl

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Little girls seem to have a superpower. They can turn you into a puddle with their sweet, little voice which can cause the inability for you to say no. Your house may look like a stuffed animal, princess dress, and Hello Kitty factory blew up. Check out part one here.

10. Glitter – I banned glitter from the house while my 5 year-old was still in utero. Yet, glitter seems to appear out of nowhere.

9. Band-aids and stickers – You will see things tagged around the house with these items. Whether it’s her stuffed animals to my hair shine spray. There is currently a snowman sticker staring at me on the wall by the office door.

8. Tutus – Your little girl may acquire a crazy amount of tutus like mine. They take up two of her dresser drawers and that’s still not enough room.

7. Princess clothing – Before motherhood, I wasn’t going to let my kid be a walking billboard for Disney princesses or any other cartoon character. Ha! Little girls just like little boys I’m sure, will somehow sucker you into buying some hot at the moment cartoon character clothing item. It can include t-shirts, dresses, shoes, socks, etc.

6. You usually have missing couch cushions because hello, pillow forts – Once your child reaches a certain age, you will probably have a few, if not all, couch cushions missing most of the time for their fort.

5. Dad’s a boy… yuck – Your daughter may have her dad wrapped around her finger but soon she’ll understand that he’s a stinky, loud, gross boy like the ones in her kindergarten class. Ewww.

4. Princess dress up – Despite having a princess dress for every day of the week, it still won’t be enough for your little girl. You or your husband are also bound to accidentally step on and break a tiara and will have to endure the drama of the incident that only little girls can bring.

3. Tea parties – I don’t care who you are, you have to stop everything and drink your daughter’s pretend strawberry surprise tea and fake chocolate chip cookies with rainbow sprinkles.

2. You need the same color cups and dishware on hand – When your little girl has play dates at your house, save the trouble and your sanity by having the same color or design. If not, you may have an intense stand-off over who gets the “Elsa blue” cup or the polka-dot plate. Trust.

1. She’s your sweet girl one minute and a kid with major attitude the next minute – No matter how well-mannered and sweet your child is, they can turn into whiny, foot stomping, door slamming little monsters in the blink of an eye and you’ll wonder what happened to your adorable child while also thinking you may need to have an exorcism for them.

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3 Responses to 10 More Signs That You Have A Little Girl

  1. Naomi March 18, 2015 at 15:22 #

    We’re still in the Pre-K stage. Thanks for the warning!

    I’ve noticed that even though we don’t have glitter or glitter glue stuff… her clothes have glitter designs! And you know she’s going to pick something super glittery when she gets to pick something herself.

    Thankfully, Grandpa bought her an Elsa castle tent that we use as a fort. It’s only big enough for 1-3 small children and fits nicely in my computer room/library.

    One thing we have a lot of is magnet dolls. They’re like the old paper dolls, but wooden with magnet clothes. The clothes never manage to fit back in their boxes once they’re taken out, so they’re scattered across the floor in the magnet doll areas.

  2. Christene March 18, 2015 at 21:20 #

    So, it appears our daughters are twins, because you just described Ally…. and her ever growing tutu/princess dress addiction…. er I mean collection. Not to mention the spontaneous attitude fits…. 🙂

  3. Jennifer September 30, 2015 at 02:26 #

    No, actually, these are just a bunch of sexist, bullshit stereotypes. Plenty of little girls just like to wear jeans and a t-shirt and climb trees and catch bugs and do science experiments.

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