10. Battle it out with the tape and wrapping paper.
9. Get a sugar buzz from hot cocoa.
8. Get a buzz from spiked hot chocolate.
7. Curse out the Christmas lights.
6. Cry when hearing your favorite holiday song. Damn you, emotions!
5. Buy enough booze for a small army because family is coming.
4. Decide you want to get a jump start to a healthier lifestyle and don’t make it past dinner because CHRISTMAS COOKIES.
3. Wonder why the hell you’re sending holiday cards to half the people on your card list.
2. Say “I’m never doing this shit again!”
1. Watch Elf.