That’s right… it’s time for the vet. Let’s chase down our two cats. Ooops, almost had Penny. There she goes again. We’ll, I’ll let my husband grab her. There’s sweet, bigilicious Maisy lying on the couch with no clue about what’s going to happen soon.
And, both cats are in their carriers. I’m lint rolling my shirt because of all the cat hair and accidentally swipe my face with my hand to get off the sweat from my forhead.
Needless to say, sweat and cat hair is an awful combo. It looks like I have to shave my forehead now.
So, into the car we go. Maisy is all chill but Penny, well, Penny wants to sing us a song.
It’s called MEEEOOOOOOWWWWWWAAAAA!
Penny, it’s okay.
Pennnny, you’re okay. You’ll be just fine.
Okay, Penny, we get your point.
Meow, meow, meow, Penny. I know, but it will be over soon.
10 minutes of torture Meow’s later….
We’re here, kitties!
We’re standing in the lobby and Penny finally quiets. Hallefuckinglujah!
And, now were in the check up room.
Oh my fucking god. Make it stop.
Hey, Penny. It’s okay.
A dog barks out side the room.
Penny does her sliding across the floor cartoon animal run.
I laugh my ass off.
Now, it’s time for sniffing, and more sniffing, and more sniffing….
But wait. Penny has more to say. MEEEEOOOOWWWWAAAA!
I wonder if they have cat xanax?
The assistant comes in with a thermometer. Oh, joy! The cats will LOVE this.
Let’s do Penny first. I watch as she lies there anxiously as my husband and I talk calmly to her.
And, boom! You don’t have to see it go in to know the thermometer is up her butt. Penny’s not quite sure about this. I sure as hell wouldn’t be either.
Now, Maisy’s turn. The chill cat will be chill while getting her temp.
Hey, Maisy. You’re doing so good. And, up the butt. Grrrrrrr! Hissssss!
Whoa, she’s the chill cat. Where did that come from? She looks at me like mom, if you were poked with that up your ass, you’d hiss too. Touche, Maisy. Touche.
And now, we wait for the vet.
Since both cats have been violated with the thermometer, it’s time to get down to cleaning themselves. But, Penny can’t let us forget she’s not happy so MEEEOOOWWWWAAA!
They hear someone outside the door and instead of running away from the door, they run to it. It’s vet time.
Penny and Maisy have two shots each but neither is up the butt so we should be good.
Finally finished. I’m covered with so much cat fur that I would’t be surprised if by wiping my mouth off to get the cat hair from my lips, I would look like I grew a beard. There’s also little chunks of fur on my shirt and shorts. I look at my husband and he has cat fur hanging from his nose. I start trying to take it off but he thinks I’m trying to pick his nose. Hey dude, I love you and everything but I would never pick your nose.
Anyway, it could be worse. It’s not like I’m putting a thermometer up his ass.