I started “Peenterest” last year since I found so many funny ecards on Pinterest and wanted to share. I renamed it because, well, I’m odd. In case you didn’t know that already. ;^)
Before the hubby and I were about to go to bed, Apollo 13 was on. That’s when my husband got to thinking and said what the hell is up with this guy. The dude gets stuck in space and in that other movie, he gets stuck on a deserted island with a soccer ball.
Because I’m such a serious writer *snort*, I did some “research” and went on imdb, looking up the films that Tom Hanks has done over the years. Yeah, I’m getting old and need a life.
Holy shit, the hubby was right!
Sure, this is probably overreaching but again, being the serious writer I am, ahem, I’ve compiled a list. Also, the guy sure has made some great movies.
Bosom Buddies - Tom is stuck having to dress like a woman to live in an apartment with his bosom buddy. Hilarity ensues.
Splash – The guy is stuck with a damn mermaid who’s name in mermaid speak will blow your fucking eardrums out. Hilarity ensues.
The Money Pit – Oh look at that, Tom is stuck with a house from hell that he bought with his girlfriend. Hilarity ensues.
Big – Love this movie. Once again, the guy is stuck… as a kid in the body of an adult. Hilarity ensues again.
Turner And Hooch- Surprise, surprise. Tom is stuck with a slobbery dog who is a witness to a crime. Hilarity ensues!
A League Of Their Own – No fucking way! Tom Hanks is stuck, yet again, this time coaching a womens’ baseball team that he wants no part of. Say it with me… hilarity ensues!
Forrest Gump – The dude is stuck in love with JENNY for years and years and years. Fuck that. Run, Forrest, Run!! Can’t hate on this film though because it’s awesome and I’ve watched it about 10 million times over the years. Hilarity doesn’t ensue in this one and people drop like flies.
Apollo 13 - Once again… Tom gets stuck… in space… with Bill Paxton and Kevin Bacon. Tom, sweetie, will you ever fucking learn? No? Okay, continuing on.
Cast Away – Huh, look at that. Tom Hanks is once again stuck. This time on an island with his beloved soccer ball, Wilson. I mean… WIIIILLLLLSSSSOOOONNNNN! *enter crying*
The Terminal – Shocker! Hold on to your seats, people. Tom is stuck in an airport for many months. Hilarity, once again, ensues.
I’m sure I’m probably missing more movies, but this nap isn’t going to take itself.
Yesterday, my husband said he needed help with dinner. Of course I rushed down right away… after I took a shower and read some emails. Because I’m helpful like that. Ha!
I went downstairs into the kitchen and the first thing my husband said was to look into a boiling pot that was on the stove.
If it’s a boiled bunny in there, I’ll be wicked pissed, yo!
I had absolutely NO IDEA what to expect. None… nada, no clue.
I slowly opened up the lid. That’s when I saw an antennae… IN. THE. POT. It said, hey you, I’m coming to getcha!
I screamed like mad and ran the hell out of there. The hubby was loving it. Butthead.
When he took them out of the pot and let them cool down, he took the heads of the lobstahs and did some lobstah commentary.
“Hello, there. I’m delicious and I’m gonna get you!”
When he took the meat out
that’s what she said, he strategically placed the lobstahs into the trash so the antennae would stick out… yeah, just to fuck with me.
Well played, my man, well played.
The lobstah was amazing and since I’m a food moaner, I pulled a When Harry Met Sally, that I’m sure the whole neighborhood could hear.
My husband considers this our induction to being true New Englanders.
Also, that damn lobstah is still in the trash can with its antennae sticking out.
* I let the hummingbird pick the song.
We finally found a second car yesterday and had to drive to New Hampshire to find one. The husband picks it up later this week so no more being a taxi driver for me!
While we were driving back, I saw this…
So, I’m not a guy or anything but the last time I saw someone say “boobies”, I was in junior high. I prefer boobs or boobage.
And I don’t say breasts since getting that last “s” in the word is hard for me, yo. It usually comes out breast-s-s-s-s-s and I sound like a snake.
Cheers I Love Zombies and Boobies guy. Thanks for making me smile and thanks to my husband for speeding up so I could get a picture.
Me: This guy in Dexter looks a bit like Ryan Gosling (Darri Ingolfsson).
Hubs: Looks like the actor who plays the guy who helps the older guy pick up chicks.
Me: That *is* Ryan Gosling.
How my husband has no idea what Ryan Gosling looks like by now… after all these years… I have no idea.
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