*Diclaimer: Don’t use all of this at once or else you’ll be so jacked up and call everyone, babbling away in your Nyquil and Xanax haze. But look at the bright side. There would be something to talk about during those awkward Thanksgiving dinners.
We really dragged our feet when it came to the hummingbird getting her big girl bed. It wasn’t as horrible as I thought it would be but it also wasn’t a great transition.
Giving the then 2 year-old little hummingbird free reign to her room was terrifying to me. We took out most of her toys and even found latches so she couldn’t get into her sliding door closet.
Other than that, we just hoped she would sleep. It was a good few weeks when she really got the hang of it and would actually stay in bed on some nights.
Here are a few parenting essentials you’ll need when you’re outside your child’s door while they scream mmmoooooooooommmmmmmmyyyyyyy.
I may or may not have used some or all of these things. Ahem.
Nyquil is the midnight snack for moms the world over. During this transition, pre-order a case. While you’re telling your child over and over and over again to get back in bed, make it a drinking game. Every time you say GET. BACK. IN. BED. RIGHT. NOW., take a shot. You’ll be passed out in no time and won’t care that your kid won’t stay in bed. Problem solved!
Baby jail, or a security gate so they can’t get out of their room and cause havoc all over while you and the hubby are sleeping soundly.
An iPod is a must. Instead of hearing your child scream bloody murder, you can hear Trent Reznor do the same to music.
Calling your mom. There will probably be a time during this (and every other stage of childhood) when you will call your mom and tell her you’re child is broken and you want a new one. Okay I never said that (or maybe I did) but I have said countless times “this can’t be normal, can it?”.
A big, Costco size bottle of Xanax for obvious reasons.
There you go, you’re all set. Now, get that Nyquil bottle into position!
How did your child respond to the transition of a big bed? Was there lots of drinking? Dead bodies? A nervous tic?
*photo credit: TheKidChronicles