Unless you want me to review chocolate or Trader Joe’s peanut butter filled pretzels, I’m probably not the mama for you. I don’t do giveaways either.
Okay, there was that one time but I was young and just experimenting. Honest. It also came out of my own pocket.
I may possibly consider a review but know that I will be very honest.
If you’re the president of the candy company that make rolos and peanut butter cups, I will most certainly do a giveaway. You can give it away to me.
If you’re still reading this and the product you have is the most awesome thing in the world, like being Mark Ruffalo’s t-shirt for the day, then drop me an email.
elle dot mommyhood at gmail dot com














I have to say I’m a member of a few mom communities …but you are probably one of the funniest reads I’ve had in a while…and I really need it because my 7 month old is teething and screaming all day ugh.
Thanks For the laugh