Where The Fuck Is The Eagle?

We recently went on our yearly camping trip which was much needed and my husband and I just celebrated our 22nd wedding anniversary. That seems so crazy. Where did the time go? My camping style is renting a cabin with electricity and running water and roughing it for me is if I forget to bring […]

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Adventures In Driving

My mom is staying with us for the summer and it’s the best thing ever. There’s a chance my in-laws might also visit during the summer and it will be so nice to have an ally around for that visit. There are tourists flocking to our area and it has made driving more frustrating than […]

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Eat A Sandwich And Quit Fucking Other People

I’m alive. It’s been quite awhile. My depression has been brutal but I’m finally climbing out of that black hole. First thing. Chris Cornell. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. It’s been a hard one to take. My husband never understands my sadness and feeling of loss when a celebrity who I’ve been following for years dies. I […]

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Gym Membership

I’m going to take classes and get my ass in better shape. I’ll go to the gym at least five times a week. It’ll be hard to squeeze that many days in but I can do this. I will do this! Oh, look. There’s a kickboxing class on Friday. But the only class is at […]

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Caulk Block

I look forward to when my husband pulls out his big caulking gun and a tube of caulk sealant. That means my inner 12 year-old boy comes out so it can take advantage of all the cock talk I can come up with. There’s always that time of year I dread. Ant season. Those little […]

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Something has been on my mind for quite a while that I just have to get out in the open. No, it’s not that Trump is a disgusting, vile pig who needs to be grabbed by the pussy because he’s a chicken shit and coward for not attending the White House Correspondent’s Dinner, although yes, […]

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ETA: I changed the name of this post because I didn’t want pervs googling people peeing in their pants and getting off on it. Ewww. I’ve had a cold for the past three days. I am such a fucking baby when I get sick and feel the need to tell my husband I feel like […]

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