Gym Membership

I’m going to take classes and get my ass in better shape. I’ll go to the gym at least five times a week. It’ll be hard to squeeze that many days in but I can do this. I will do this! Oh, look. There’s a kickboxing class on Friday. But the only class is at […]

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Caulk Block

I look forward to when my husband pulls out his big caulking gun and a tube of caulk sealant. That means my inner 12 year-old boy comes out so it can take advantage of all the cock talk I can come up with. There’s always that time of year I dread. Ant season. Those little […]

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#Blessed

Something has been on my mind for quite a while that I just have to get out in the open. No, it’s not that Trump is a disgusting, vile pig who needs to be grabbed by the pussy because he’s a chicken shit and coward for not attending the White House Correspondent’s Dinner, although yes, […]

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ETA: I changed the name of this post because I didn’t want pervs googling people peeing in their pants and getting off on it. Ewww. I’ve had a cold for the past three days. I am such a fucking baby when I get sick and feel the need to tell my husband I feel like […]

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Go To Bed. Go To Bed. Go To Bed.

By the time my kid was seven years-old, I didn’t think sleep would be an issue for her. It is. Fucking fuck. There’s always some ailment that needs tending to and is causing her to stay awake. Like that invisible scratch on her ankle, or she needs a hangnail cut off, or another good night […]

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Out Of The Closet

As you may know, I write under a pseudonym. When I started this blog, my husband was still in the Navy and teaching at a military college. He had quite a few concerns about his bosses or students finding what I write so that’s why I went under a different name. That and the fact […]

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The Wall

Things have been quickly going to hell in a hand basket so instead of ranting, I’ll leave you with this, as well as a great post by Tas from Not My Year Off about the Muslim ban. Okay, I will say more. It’s crushing to see people not only support the Muslim ban and the wall, […]

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